The Tomorrow's Saints Recipe For World Peace
1) Start with a ball of mud about seven and a half thousand miles
across. Divide the drier parts into vague territories. Season the territories
with handfuls of angry little men and women of varying kinds that hate one
another.
2) Tell each individual that it is "in charge of its destiny"
and that it shouldn't let anyone else push it around. Bathe them all in
resources, but watch the lazy little things fight over whichever is closest
and easiest.
3) Do not be alarmed when your people start fighting one another fiercely.
This is part of the process. Eventually they will supply enough heat with
their little spats to bake your mud ball clean through to the center.
4) When the dust settles, your world will be warm, lightly browned and crisp
-- nice and peaceful. Enjoy and share with your friends.
Don't worry. We'll let you lick the bowl.
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