Tomorrow's Saints are coming over to YOUR house!

Nice place you got here. Mind if we help ourselves to the fridge? All the food in there is poisoned and unhealthy anyway, so you shouldn't mind much. Yum! Thanks.

Check out The Tube! Is that the news on? Here, let's turn it up. Don't worry if it sounds distorted when it's loud. It was distorted anyway.

Is that your favorite show coming on? Cool! You really like laughing at some hopeless boob's inadequacies and humiliations? What a coincidence! So do we!

Hey, that's a cute kid you got there! Gonna grow up to be just like you! Or maybe even like that character on television! Wouldn't that be cool!

So, what do you do for fun around here?

Really? We steal things from people that they didn't realize they could lose, rub their faces in their pointless and shallow existence, and introduce their children to previously unimaginable perversions. Nifty, huh?

Whoa! Look at the time! We've got other houses on this route to visit, so we had better be going.

Don't bother to get up. We can see ourselves out.

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Tomorrow's Saints are coming over to YOUR house!

Don't bother to get up. We can see ourselves out.

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