You don't have to be worried about the future anymore!
We've decided it's got to go, so don't get too attached to it. If we haven't
pried you off the current future by the time we flush it, you'll just have
to go with it down the drain. And if we clog the pipes with your lousy carcass,
we'll REALLY get pissed.
But don't worry. Conveniently enough, we'll be replacing the pathetic old
future with our shiny new one. Here are some elements from our new future
that you can look forward to:
All the remaining losers who couldn't figure out which
way they were going will be cowering under their beds and in their closets
rather than blocking your way.
Everyone will be too worried about US to bother with petty discriminations
based on age, race, sex, nationality, or those other unimportant religions.
Our efforts will inspire new levels of emotion in all who see them. You
will never have felt more alive. Your current work-a-day angst will positively
vanish in comparison. In fact, ALL of your old problems will seem completely
insignificant!
And our added bonus: It will become universally recognized that the Marquis
de Sade was just kidding around and that "The Prince" Machiavelli
was only trying to make a point.
These are but a few of the improvements we will be making. And we're completely
sure that you, even possibly without trying, will each day be helping us
to think up even more modifications to introduce.
Tomorrow's Saints: Building tomorrow out of ordinary household items
plus some stuff we found under the sink.
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