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Your Religion

Our Religion

Donations recommended.
Or Else.
Free of charge.
Free of guilt.
Lots of rules: few explanations,
many threats.
No rules. No need for explanations.
Plenty of threats, but YOU get to make 'em.
Weirdly ritualistic and pointless
mumbo-jumbo.
Confused and pointless actions optional.
You pray. Responses missing, slow, muddled,
infrequent, or just what you didn't want to hear.
You pray to yourself. Answer what you like,
when you like. No surprises.
You get fire and brimstone if you do it wrong. They get gasoline and napalm if you do it right.

Not so tough a choice to make, eh?

-- Tomorrow's Saints


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