It is now day 2,449,481,190,770 of the universe held hostage.
We thought you'd like to know.
Who is holding the universe hostage? We are. We have it tied up
in an old tool shed behind our garage. And we'll keep cutting off bits of
it and mailing them to you until you meet our demands.
Missed the coverage last night on the evening news? Don't worry, they'll
keep showing it to you every night until you finally get it. And they'll
keep covering the story every night until the universe itself gets it. In
the neck.
Just another friendly reminder to help you stay informed.
-- Tomorrow's Saints
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