Warning: May Contain Offensive Material

WARNING: MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE MATERIAL

10/9/00 23:37P EDT @lanta

Typos. Grammatical errors, usage errors, spurious capitalizations, incorrect punctuation, and misspellings. Sentence fragments. Paid advertizing. Explicit anatomical or metabolic references. Inane sporting commentary. Slanted political commentary. Bombastic religious propaganda. Kountry geese with blue ribbons around their necks. Smelly underwear. Greasy chicken. Naked ugly people. Juvenile diatribes. Incomprehensible technical jargon. Docudramas. Amateur performance art. Self-important blather. New Age pop-Zen psychobabble. Words like "psychobabble". Unpopular bigoted opinions. Evidence of your lack of self-worth. Get-rich-quick schemes. Spam. Interruptions from telemarketers. Lead-based paint. Hospital odors. Photography and literature designed for the sole purpose of arousing prurient interest. CENSORED photography and literature designed for the sole purpose of arousing prurient interest. Depictions of graphic violence. Lurid encouragement to experiment with psychoactive chemistry without the endorsement of a licensed physician. Off-color humor involving sex, violence, drugs, and/or nuns. Pictures of babies and/or household pets. Lengthy copyright and legal notices.

Yeah, you might see some of that here.

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